By: Lyndsey Barrett ‘20
Name: Jacob Garver
Likes: I like trying to arrange my spaghettiO’s in alphabetical order, but so far I’ve had no luck.
I’m also quite fond of girls calling me chief.
Dislikes: Frogs, people that like frogs, and, uh toads.
Favorite pickup line: Girl, the back of your head is ridiculous.
Where I see myself in 10 years: As the waterboy for the 76ers, or maybe Bachelorette of the Month.
What do I look for in a person: Someone who doesn’t like frogs and someone who I can bump to Bill Withers with.
Ideal date: A wacka flacka flame concert.
Pet peeves: Frogs and toads…and when frogs touch me.
Spirit animal: Anything that can kill a frog.
Favorite type of music: Anything Chief Kief.
Hidden talent: I know the lyrics to every Kanye song. I’m a Kanye enthusiast.
Celebrity crush: Sommer Ray because she’s got a nice personality.
If I could have any superpower: The power to kill anything I want (especially frogs).